No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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