U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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