it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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