Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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