I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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