he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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