Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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