office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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