is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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