Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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