i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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