Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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