if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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