i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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