I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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