Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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