Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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