I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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