Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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