i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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