i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just invented taco cereal.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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