I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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