now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I will pee on everything he values.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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