She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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