Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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