Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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