I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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