Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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