And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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