idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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