white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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