I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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