I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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