yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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