Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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