I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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