Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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