how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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