She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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