Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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