She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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