What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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