Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize