it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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