Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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