come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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