using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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