return my video game
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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