HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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