god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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