what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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