Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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