i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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