he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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