any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize