my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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