You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
