On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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